You're Still Fat

Holiday

2016: Biggest Year Yet

birth weight, Fashim, Holiday, VideoLiza RushComment

Happy 2k16 freaks!

We're back and bigger than ever, and in time-honored YSF fashion we came together to ring in the new year and celebrate going up a pant size over champagne, champagne, fur, refined sugar, and champagne. Cheers to muffin tops!

Special thanks to our team of chicness & beyond for the T-zone care, birthweight inspiration, and borrowed fur.

Re-live that eighth piece of pumpkin pie with their other work here.


NEVER EATING AGAIN

Food, Holiday, Looqs, obesityCaitlin VanderKlokComment
The ham quickly disappeared from the scene and is assumed to be the lead person of interest in the case of missing self-control.

The ham quickly disappeared from the scene and is assumed to be the lead person of interest in the case of missing self-control.

the looqs: [bottom] american apparel striped tights, jeffrey campbell blue suede shoes, [top] vera wang!............. for kohl's tights, vintage blue suede shoes    

You know that feeling when you're half-a-bite away from your gut actually combusting, but you push it to the limit? Time to welcome your Thanksgiving hangover! We're officially DEAD DEAD DEAD after that seventh serving of marshmallow-covered-pumpkin-pie. "You are what you eat," they say, and to that, we say "KILL ME BEFORE I EAT ANOTHER." We'll be over here in a food coma, swearing off eating until....we see those extra leftovers in the fridge tonight.

So, let's attempt to lift our wrists and raise a glass to no crudité going untouched, your choice to heap a second servings of gravy over that kale and quinoa stuffing, pie for breakfast, and every available snack with your girlfriends this holiday season. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger (and fatter).

She thought three eggs would hold her over until lunch. They held her all the way  to the grave .

She thought three eggs would hold her over until lunch. They held her all the way to the grave.

the looq: american appareal two-toned tights (similar), shoes that live in the bottom of liza's closet
Two remain in critical consumption condition after realizing they were eating SALTED butter. The horror.

Two remain in critical consumption condition after realizing they were eating SALTED butter. The horror.

the looqs: tights provided by caitlin's closet, old navy platform sneakers (on clearance now for $7!!!!), last season jeffrey campbell buckle flats
She used her tongue in place of a sponge, lacerating her gums and forcing her to rely solely on chocolate milkshakes and stomach bile until New Year's Eve. YUM!

She used her tongue in place of a sponge, lacerating her gums and forcing her to rely solely on chocolate milkshakes and stomach bile until New Year's Eve. YUM!

 the looq: tights by HUE, charles david mud-covered suede pumps 
The spaghetti was mislabeled as gluten free, she ate four pounds of it, and then  she died.

The spaghetti was mislabeled as gluten free, she ate four pounds of it, and then she died.

the looqs: forever 21 mustard tights, target black loafers, heels dusted off from ca. 2009

Please remember to eat responsibly this holiday season. Plastic sporks in purses strongly encouraged.


My Country, Tis of Chic

Holiday, LooqsLiza RushComment
"Speak softly and always carry red lipstick." - Liza as Theodore Roosevelt

"Speak softly and always carry red lipstick." - Liza as Theodore Roosevelt

Today we recognize the men who worked in an office with a view chicer than Jenna Lyons' (sorry bae) while flawlessly mastering layering AND the tomboy looq (sorry again, Jenn). 

In honor of their work, we re-worked their greatest looqs: their presidential portraits. Naturally, we started with a stocked cabinet, calling on those who are always there when we need them most: doughnuts for sustenance, Rhona for the political tresses, and Christina for a portrait worth 1,000 impeachments. With the assistance of our trusted advisors and a lot of refined sugar, we bring you a tribute to Presidents' Day, YSF style. 

First up, above:

 

Theodore "T.R." Roosevelt, 26th President

  • Signature Looq: Referred to himself as a Bull Moose, which we have now adopted to also refer to ourselves.
  • Riskiest Looq: Went commando in the Potomac River - in the winter.
  • YSF Looq: Monocle Mugshot
 
 

Andrew Jackson, 7th President

  • Signature Looq: On the $20 billz, ya'll.
  • Riskiest Looq: Married his wife before she was divorced from her first hubby - #SCANDAL!
  • YSF Looq: Brows, brows, and fur.
 
 

Martin 'Bedhead' Van Buren, 8th President

  • Signature Looq: Known as the "Little Magician" due to his 5'6 stature - was his hair counted in that? 
  • Riskiest Looq: Credited for starting the Democratic party - chic for Obama!
  • YSF Looq: The wider the hair, the closer to heaven. 
 
 

John Adams, 2nd President

  • Signature Looq: The first Vice President of the US.
  • Riskiest Looq: Enrolled in Harvard at 15, while you were still watching Degrassi...
  • YSF Looq: Sequined bald cap and extra bronzer. 

Presidential photos via RooseveltVan Buren / Jackson / Adams