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Make America Eat Again

Food, Looqs, FashimCaitlin VanderKlokComment
red, white & regret

red, white & regret

Some bb with bad brows once snapchatted us "what you eat in private, you wear in public." And to that we say....."k." After googling 'eating clean' and only finding youtube videos of millenials under 100 lbs, we gave up and just put american cheese directly on our upper arms, eliminating the middle man. 

In honor of god blessing the vets, four day weekends, and well-done third degree burns on the back thighs below your bun cheeks (you know the spot) we bring you the do's and absolfuckinlutely do-not's of BB-Q season. Dust off your last season are-these-still-chic birkenstocks, throw on a marimekko for Target caftan and swig some Skinny Girl margarita straight from the freezer, then find out how we made raw meat actually work as a really great & organic arch support. Chic!        

you say tomato, we say stiletto 

you say tomato, we say stiletto 

Begin below the ankle with a vegan statement piece rich in primary colors and "nutrients." Bonus points if the banana peel acts as a moisturizer for your knock-off-mohawk-YSL callouses. 

frank you sir, may i have another?

frank you sir, may i have another?

Let the meat-eaters in your life know that you're really into GMO's of every variety with all-beef accoutrements, wafting with the subtle romantic scent of the chargrilled season. Top it off with your own take on toppings, Chic-ago style.

JELLO FROM THE OTHERSIDE

JELLO FROM THE OTHERSIDE

Create a well-balanced ball-to-heel support with the perfect pairings of appeteasers, main, and dessert courses, all where the weight will end up eventually--your cankles! 

#neverforget: beauty fades, hunger remains

#neverforget: beauty fades, hunger remains

Finally, steal the spotlight from the dessert table with some low calorie substitutes for your appendages. A pop of color & convenient calories = YUM! 

Gingham-filled gratitude to Marina for eating the watermelon and snapping our v v raw looqs.


Miso hungry (YSF does Tokyo)

Travel, Fashim, FoodLiza RushComment
we're huge in japan, like XXXL.

we're huge in japan, like XXXL.

Kon'nichiwa, queens.

In search of the lightest lunch, but most full feeling we could stomach - half of YSF and all of YSS hopped in an air uberXXL pool to Tokyo for a quick snack with our girlfriends. So, let your guts lead the way and eat with your 👀  below - like we did at Shibuya crossing

where there's smoke, there's tempura 

Our deepest dish arigato to Tony for introducing us to k-pop and creating this masterpiece of sashimi. 

find more at #tokyolo2k16, kanpai!


Hot Sauce on My Dress, #BLEST

Fashim, Food, Looqs, obesityLiza RushComment
Queuing for the Quesalupa

Queuing for the Quesalupa

As Lady Gaga walked the MJ runway in skyscraper platforms during NYFW, we were called upon by the carbs in our upper arms to give our (& our stomach's) #thots on this season's newest fashion accessory. Spoiler alert: It's even #BiggerThan the space between Kendall's thighs on the Michael Kors runway.  

Taco bell's quesalupa

Double the dairy for me, PLZ.

Double the dairy for me, PLZ.

Dolce, Dolce, Dulce de Leche

Dolce, Dolce, Dulce de Leche

Famished after driving two blocks to Taco Bell, we immediately stomped the salted runway to the counter, ordering a Cantina Margarita Freeze to SIP for flavor (then spit out). We continued to drink only Dos Equis and sour cream for the remainder of the meal, YUM!

Is Border  Sauce  complimentary?!??

Is Border Sauce complimentary?!??

Channeling Frieda Kahlo at Coachella, we layered black lace to accent our winter skin and swore off shaving for two weeks to emulate the ultimate Taco Belle.     

Consider this the Birkin   bag of 2k16

Consider this the Birkin bag of 2k16

Cradling the newest addition to our wardrobe (and waistline), we embraced the cheese-filled bebé swaddled in black foil and speckled with gold lamé highlights.

quesalupa
quesalupa

Finding that the secret ingredient settled deep into the folds of the fried tortilla, we quickly realized the resemblance to a Thom Browne taffeta tutu, and executed consumption accordingly.

our advice: eat it from the bottom. eat only the bottom. eat it all.

Fans swarm as the fragrance hits the pavement.

Fans swarm as the fragrance hits the pavement.

Offering much-needed versatility, the quesalupa is ideal for the fashionista-on-the-go, allowing calorie-filled bites between runway shows.

Quesalupa as my clutch, #clutch.

Quesalupa as my clutch, #clutch.

Disguise the pocketbook as vegan leather. Best served when sprinkled with half a Xanax for tasting.

For a quick snack, just the tip.

For a quick snack, just the tip.

The only thing greasier than our second serving was our hair. Chic for us!

quesa to go

Leftovers? Wrap it like an oversized Fendi cocoon coat and stuff it next to your under eye cream for later. Take it from us, your thighs are going to need it.

Special thanks to Taco Bell and Christina for helping us think outside our buns. Besos!