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Conversation Piece: Lena Dunham's Look at Northwestern

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Lena's Looq  Shoes: Nasty Gal, Dress: I don't hate it, Hair: Refried almost mullet

Lena's Looq

Shoes: Nasty Gal, Dress: I don't hate it, Hair: Refried almost mullet

Lena Dunham graced Chicago and our instagram feeds with her presence this week as she promoted her latest not e-book, Not That Kind of Girl. And although we have yet to read/review it, we have a few thoughts on her looq for the evening. 

Full disclosure: we're both high on meds fighting the domestic health threat that is plaguing yuppies everywhere. Sadly, we have yet to reach our goal weight. 

  1. Has she ever worn heels before?

  2. Her haircut might be throwing off her balance.

  3. She’s snapping. She’s definitely never worn heels before.

  4. Wait, that’s a bathroom?

  5. Rich people always have double doors to their bathrooms.

  6. Does she look whiter than normal?

  7. I wonder who books Lena’s travel plans.

  8. Like, hai, can I have a perfectly aged bathroom with a touch of angst?

  9. Huge white platform pumps after labor day are actually a chic way to look thinner.

  10. Does the carpet match the mullet?

  11. How many people have sat on that ottoman naked?

  12. Give or take 10-15?

  13. There aren't any visible stains.

  14. Does Lena travel with an ottoman?

  15. Can you get ebola from touching butts with an ottoman?

  16. Is ebola the new bulimia? is that spelled right?

  17. Is it too soon to joke about ebola?

  18. What’s Ebola?

  19. She looks like she enjoyed a really great breakfast.

  20. I bet it was at Uncommon Grounds or IHOP, but probably organic room service french toast.

  21. That shapeless dress looks perfect on her.

  22. Remember when she was just a normal girl with dishwater hair and a bad sense of reality?

  23. Giambattista Valli changed Girls.

  24. For the worse.

  25. Think she peaked at dishwater hair?

  26. Is a blunt cut platinum bob the new shriek-chic?

  27. Is hers even blunt cut?

  28. It looks like she got it caught in a lawn mower.

  29. Does Lena Dunham have a rooftop garden?

  30. Has she ever met Oprah?

  31. Oprah loves gardening.

  32. The amount of stained wood in the picture is making me sick.

  33. If only Lena could get some of that stain back in her hair.

  34. I bet she’s snapping along to the Moldy Peaches.

  35. Do you think she took one photo or did she give herself options?

  36. Like she took one then was like "wait let me snap in the next one"

  37. Then her sister was just like deadpan “nailed it.”

  38. Wonder what filter she’s using.

  39. She looks so collegiate without her tattoos.

  40. She looks like Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

  41. Did JTT go to college?

  42. He’d only go to Barnard.

  43. Beyonce would look great with a platinum bowl cut.

  44. Was Beyonce home schooled?

  45. What would Beyonce wear to speak at Northwestern?

  46. Are Beyonce and Jay-Z okay?

  47. Where will Blue go to college?

  48. Did I eat lunch?

  49. I look like i ate lunch.