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American Horror Story: Covered in Carbs

American Horror Story: Covered in Carbs

Visiting the University of Chicago is like being on the set of American Horror Story but shrieky chic, and it has a Papa Johns!

In an effort to enjoy the last season in which we can officially feel our faces, we migrated south, dragging the men in our lives on a yearly pilgrimage to Hyde Park. First stop: Promontory to absorb calories with a side of jazz. Googled only to realize drinks weren't served until 5pm. So we made the obvious second choice - Bar Louie.

now to WALK OFF THE FRESHMEN FIFTY..

Not gargoyles

Not gargoyles

Not London

Not London

It's equally chic and shriek to go on these adventures as a foursome. At first it's all, "double date! this is so cliche but cute of us!" Then one of them butts in on the legends of the iron-taloned maven atop the building next to us, and all we're thinking about is what's for dinner (Bar Louie skimped on the fries).

Caution: Food coma seizing may occur.

Caution: Food coma seizing may occur.

Trying to recreate an organic Ralph Lauren beauty looq, this gif emerged - instilling a fear that even your future children will feel.*

*Note Caitlin's slow and steady death BY laughter due to the sheer psychotic nature of it all. 

Channeling the tone of surrounding gothic architecture with resting bitchface.

Channeling the tone of surrounding gothic architecture with resting bitchface.

What do normal people do?
— Caitlin

Trends on campus were denim, denim, and Merrells - which are shriek (except for Finals week). But then Leandra Medine posted a picture of herself wearing socks with sandals, reminding us that things could always be worse and maybe even...chic?

I take back what I said about the Merrells only because Ross has a pair and I don't want to lose my Christmas liquor privileges. - C

Do my ankles look thin?

Do my ankles look thin?

Moral of the expedition: No matter what you're wearing - or not wearing, if your backdrop is really really really really really old, you'll probably look chic.

 

SO CHEERS TO PASTIES THIS WINTER!