You're Still Fat

But... are bangs back?

Fashim, Looqs, wishesCaitlin VanderKlokComment

Medical reasons to get bangs:

  • you have a five head

  • your T-zone is more like a mirror

  • you’re too poor for botox

  • two words: crow’s feet

If two or more of those apply to you, then consider this (our and) the universe’s blessing, just make sure to snapchat us after. But if you checked none and STILL want them, then mercury must be in retrograde or you’re about to start your cycle because let’s not forget those petite coifs are a commitment. And not to be taken lightly. So in a hormonal moment, we’re here to hand you a theoretical tampon. Put down your Oprah Chai and let us guide you through the chic, mostly shriek, but also chic history of furry foreheads.