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Isabelle Bonjean

Art, Fashim, FoodCaitlin VanderKlokComment

DISCLAIMER: NSFW.

DISCLAIMER: Writing this at work.

Isabelle Bonjean is chic not only for her name, which sounds like a little anorexic french lady smoking cigs in her underwear, but also for her shrieky-chic photography. She's like the (unimaginably) more fucked up version of a modern day Warhol. It tastes like vodka-soaked pop rocks going off inside your brain! Right? Isabelle, you make us want to paint our faces and take our shirts off. 

Typical family game night at the VanderKlok household, but with more beef on the arms.

Typical family game night at the VanderKlok household, but with more beef on the arms.

DIY IDEA for the girl on a budget: cut out Van Cleef and Arpels ads out of your Vogue and wear them like they're real! Diamonds don't necessitate clothing by any means.

If Holly Madison played Alice in Wonderland in a Christmas TV Special, it'd look something like this.

If Holly Madison played Alice in Wonderland in a Christmas TV Special, it'd look something like this.

"Here's a photo of me dressed as a bunny, holding a bunny, in front of Mt. Everest but behind a garbage bag, on Christmas Eve right before Santa showed up, with the beautiful brooch that I asked for, and a genie in a bottle in the corner. Christina Aguilera has always been my favorite Christmas album."

JUST A HINT OF RIBCAGE.

JUST A HINT OF RIBCAGE.

I only eat steak in lingerie
Kim Kardashian in vintage Valentino. Wait, is that the Sydney Opera house? WHERE AM I I THOUGHT THIS WAS VERSAILLES. Anyway, too bad she chose to go with that hideous custom Givenchy (JK Love you Ricardo!)

Kim Kardashian in vintage Valentino. Wait, is that the Sydney Opera house? WHERE AM I I THOUGHT THIS WAS VERSAILLES. Anyway, too bad she chose to go with that hideous custom Givenchy (JK Love you Ricardo!)

Doesn't this remind you of something you'd find on Kanye's "Dream Wedding" pinterest board? Cue: "Lady in REdddddd.....is dancing with meeee....."