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Take Me To Cheddar, Bae

birth weight, Food, Looqs, obesityLiza RushComment
lobsterfest

As the winds have shifted, bringing a change in temperatures, our (th)inner compasses steered us to embrace our sea legs, sans spanx, at Red Lobster's Lobsterfest.  

 

Channeling Sally Draper in the Hamptons, we wore our best trophy-wife-worthy looqs and plunged gut-first into the suburban seafront. But not after consulting a few seasoned sailors who were quick to warn of the golden treasure: Cheddar Bay Biscuits. 

Adding to our booty.

Adding to our booty.

Love at first bite.

Love at first bite.

After realizing the biscuits mirrored our appetites - endless, we celebrated with a crimson-colored lobster feast. Served with buttery mashed potatoes and a separate ramekin of butter for dousing, the shellfish was garnished with low-calorie broccoli and our adoration.

red lobster

"IS THE BROCCOLI TO EAT OR JUST FOR GARNISH?"

Sample-size forks?  Chic!

Sample-size forks?  Chic!

red lobster
red lobster

When life gifts you large appendages and tiny forks, be resourceful and employ all hands on deck. Top off the meal with a geedunk of ultra-vitamin light.  

If there is one thing Red Lobster taught us it's that a red sky at night is delicious or whatever.

OMG, who launched this shell on the ground? How barbaric!

OMG, who launched this shell on the ground? How barbaric!