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Summer Spirit Animal: Lily-Rose Depp

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Lily-Rose modeling YSF's daily recommended calorie intake for summer.

Lily-Rose modeling YSF's daily recommended calorie intake for summer.

May 27th marked the 16th birthday of Lily-Rose Depp and the day we found our soulmate for the next three, sweaty months. After much (needed) google-imaging of Johnny's first-born, we couldn't help but swallow the reasons why she's the Official YSF Summer Spirit Animal©. So we listed them out:  

  • Body of a 12-year-old

  • Karl loves her

  • Diet C. always always always in hand, a YSF gal's staple summer meal.

  • Eyebrows. One more time: EYEBROWS.

  • Youth (RIP)

  • French

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L-R, as we like to call her, clearly knows that a girl needs her sustenance before a Target run (oh YUM, is that an In-N-Out?), and that the ideal accessory to a ripped-jeans-and-Docs looq is a dash of refined sugar. 

Simply by pairing a classic tee or tank tucked into jeans or jean shorts with a tiny Olsen arm, the giant food and drink items are perfectly complimented.

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black jeans (beatles)

note the attention to proportion detail

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big gulp

Our summer mantra? When life gives you lemons, buy a SUPER Big Gulp and squeeze that shit in there.

We really appreciate the amount of ice L-R puts in her Big Gulp. It's the summer. Ice is to be used as much and as often as possible, especially as a meal (except you, California).

And while you're at it, squeeze in a few dozen ice cream meals. It's only natural.

One scoop?! Make it two, I ain't drivin'.

One scoop?! Make it two, I ain't drivin'.


This post is in no way sponsored by or affiliated with Diet Coke, 7-11, Target or Baskin Robbins.