You're Still Fat

Stoop Troop

Chicago, Looqs, FashimCaitlin VanderKlokComment
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It's that time of year again. Everything is blooming, including our BMIs, and basics everywhere are shedding that extra fruitcake they emotionally indulged in when their high school hook-up didn't text them back (shriek!). So as hundreds of pounds of Lululemon flocked to the gym, we decided to join in on the loss with our first annual Lard Sale, err... Stoop Sale. 

Between curating looqs, some frenemies showed up with unwanted garments and much-wanted breakfast items. Staying true to character, Caitlin immediately sold a few items to a 64-year-old woman (...and staying true to her beloved family, we won't disclose what those items were). 

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Over cocktails and donuts, we bartered and bantered on until 2 pm when we decided that no one wanted our never- before-worn-BCBG-$238-with-tags dress. Guess a size 2 really is the new size 18W.

"Free Ambien™ with every purchase!" - Fanny

"Free Ambien™ with every purchase!" - Fanny

Four hours, three bloody marys, and $32 later, our focus shifted to something more important than profit: a second helping of bagel. Well that and something to address the state of our morning-after tresses: TURBANS.

Caitlin's looq: dark scarf brought to life with bright white accents (her skin) Liza's looq: Pretty chic scarf gifted from a friend's trip to Amsterdam paired with dry shampoo and an ample appetite

Caitlin's looq: dark scarf brought to life with bright white accents (her skin)

Liza's looq: Pretty chic scarf gifted from a friend's trip to Amsterdam paired with dry shampoo and an ample appetite

AND NOW, A TUTORIAL ON TYING YOUR TURBAN:


Our overly-indulgent-gratitude goes out to Marina for capturing the event in photos and on paper.