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Your 2018 Period Playlist

birth weight, fat(e), Music, obesityCaitlin VanderKlokComment
<3 our cycles are synced <3

<3 our cycles are synced <3

If there's one thing you should know about us, it's that we've been emotionally menstruating since January 20, 2017 ... think about it. Anyway, the State of the Uniom last week really increased our flow so we started googling, "can excess blood flow mean increased weight loss? Does a year-long cycle mean you're pregnant? Are diva cups a tax write-off?!!!" And we discharged, er, discovered some info. The Blood Moon was literally mother nature's period and is causing two red visitors this month. Just in time for a winter weekend white-out, shrieky-chic! 

courage is all red on a white couch, AMIRIGHT LADIES?!

courage is all red on a white couch, AMIRIGHT LADIES?!

So we're dedicating a playlist to those special every 28 days, or in our case - 365 emotions a week. Break out your elastic waistband, padlock your pantry, and call your mom because it's time to let it ALL OUT. 

Best enjoyed with a bottle of red wine, half a xanny, and Stepmom playing on OWN.

DFWM

TALK TO ME IN 28 DAYS

B*TCH!