The world has changed, but have we?

Been a WHILE, Dear Reader.

We’ve gotten a facelift (but who hasn’t after Covid, areweright?!)! Your girls have been biiizzzzy since we last dispatched. And guess what? We’re New York City It Girls now!! Moments (2 years, but in fast forward) after we landed on the piss-covered soil of our forefathers, our East Coast underpinnings bitch-slapped us in the face with YOU GUESSED IT — A GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!

The days were long and our leg hair was longer. TikTok forced us to learn who people like Charli D’Amelio are. And how to properly cut a pineapple, allowing us to sit with new knowledge we otherwise wouldn’t have without the tender embrace of existential dread. At one point, Caitlin began to believe that Princess Diana was still alive and thriving at a very bougie (but reasonable) chateau in Canada.